This is a list of all the pointless gadgets Matt has. Don't forget you can use Control/Command F to search.
Explode-when-lit-on-fire Bear[]
This is a teddy bear that, obviously blows up when it is lit on fire. As seen on Page 39 that explosion can be quite nasty.
Control a Cat[]
While this would be most useful regularly, Matt does not have a cat. Therefore, it is a pointless gadget.
PSPPS3 Controler[]
This little gadget can control a PSP. It was a gift from one of Matt's friends a few years ago. While it is somewhat handy, it is also very pointless seeing that the PSP is cardboard.
Egg Slicer[]
This thing slices hardboiled eggs into perfect slices for you to eat. No one eats eggs sliced.
Explosion Sensor[]
This will send a jolt of electricity when an explosion is nearby. This is one of Matt's less pointless gadgets.
Weird Head Thing[]
You have no idea what this is.
Pull Plug[]
No more struggling to pull a plug out of a socket! Now all you need to do is pull on this string that pulls the plug out of the socket.
Glow-in-the-Dark Sunglasses[]
These glasses make it posible to see with your sunglasses on in dark places. Unfortunately, that means the darkness between the glasses and your eyes.
Jackpot Robot[]
You put your money in, then you have to win it back! There is no way to get the money back unless you insert more to try to win it.
Solar Powered Flashlight[]
Lights up the dark, but only when there's light.
Knife Duller[]
Knives too sharp? Want to be less deadly and powerful? Then buy your knife duller today!
Lifelike Velociraptor With Real Disembowleing Action[]
This toy is so dangerous that it was removed from the pointless gadget store five seconds after it was put there. Luckily, that made it a collectors item and Matt ALWAYS hangs out at the pointless gadget store.
Blood and Gore Doll[]
Packed with real bloody organs, this doll is really, REALLY, gross. Try not to make it explode, as seen on Page 43
Watermelon Cart[]
Regular shopping carts are boring. Check out this, which effectively carries and cools one watermelon!
Pointless Button[]
Stolen straight from the mystical realms of ASDF by one of Matt's friends, this button does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
